When last we left Dinosaur and Pony, their holiday party was being held hostage by Evil Unicorn...
"Not so fast, Naughty Unicorn!"
"Santa? But, I thought, I mean, i didn't think…"
"A unicorn doubted the existence of Santa?"
"I'm not a unicorn anymore. They took my horn, so I'm just a stupid old horse."
"If that's all that keeps you from believing in holiday magic…"
"…perhaps this will help you."
"A Shiny New Horn! It's beautiful. Santa, I am not worthy!"
"You have been awfully naughty this year, Unicorn. But if you can embrace the Christmas Spirit and leave these nice people to enjoy their holiday, we'll call it even."
"Oh, I will Santa. I will!"
"Thank you for saving us Santa!"
"Now, Dinosaur and Pony, is there anything you would like?"
"Getting to spend Christmas together is all the present we could ever want."
"Is that so? Well, then, since you are young and in love and know the True Meaning of Christmas, despite your temporal and biological incompatibility, you shall always be able to be together for Christmas."
"Hurray!"
Happy Holidays from everyone at Dinosaur Loves Pony!
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
A Dinosaur Loves Pony Christmas, part 4
When last we left Dinosaur and Pony.....
"Evil Unicorn! OH NOES!"
"Not so fast, Evil Unicorn!"
"Jane Austen? My minions will deal with you!"
"Jane Austen, we're your biggest fans."
"We love you, Jane."
"Come with us, Jane."
"Can't.....resist.....don't.....want to....."
"And now, merry-making fools, tremble as I prepare to take my revenge, first upon you, and then upon the entire world! MWAH HA HA HA HA!"
to be concluded.....
"Evil Unicorn! OH NOES!"
"Not so fast, Evil Unicorn!"
"Jane Austen? My minions will deal with you!"
"Jane Austen, we're your biggest fans."
"We love you, Jane."
"Come with us, Jane."
"Can't.....resist.....don't.....want to....."
"And now, merry-making fools, tremble as I prepare to take my revenge, first upon you, and then upon the entire world! MWAH HA HA HA HA!"
to be concluded.....
Sunday, December 19, 2010
A Dinosaur Loves Pony Christmas, part 3
Dinosaur and Pony have received a giant surprise present on Christmas Eve. Yay?
"Let's open it right away!"
"You know, in the Austen Family, we always waited until Christmas morning to open our gifts."
"We open our gifts Christmas morning too."
"Oh good. I think that's wise. Especially in thi-"
"Except we're allowed to open one package on Christmas Eve. I vote for this one!"
'"Yeah. What's in the booox? Whaaat's in the BOX?"
"You know, I've always envied you two. It seems that envy is my sin."
to be continued.....
"Let's open it right away!"
"You know, in the Austen Family, we always waited until Christmas morning to open our gifts."
"We open our gifts Christmas morning too."
"Oh good. I think that's wise. Especially in thi-"
"Except we're allowed to open one package on Christmas Eve. I vote for this one!"
'"Yeah. What's in the booox? Whaaat's in the BOX?"
"You know, I've always envied you two. It seems that envy is my sin."
to be continued.....
Saturday, December 18, 2010
A Dinosaur Loves Pony Christmas, part 2
~ Two Lovers Separated By Time and a Love that Cannot Be, Brought Together By the Holidays ~
When last we left Dinosaur and Pony, they were about to see who had dropped by their low key holiday gathering...
When last we left Dinosaur and Pony, they were about to see who had dropped by their low key holiday gathering...
"Jane Austen!"
"Cheerio, Dinosaur and Pony! I was paying a few calls in the neighborhood and thought I would just ring you as well….."
"..…and maybe sing a little carol for you and your friends. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…"
DING DONG
"Another visitor?"
"Cheerio, Dinosaur and Pony! I was paying a few calls in the neighborhood and thought I would just ring you as well….."
"..…and maybe sing a little carol for you and your friends. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…"
DING DONG
"Another visitor?"
"Jane, you shouldn't have!"
"Er, I didn't, chaps."
"Who could it be from?"
to be continued.....
Friday, December 17, 2010
A Dinosaur Loves Pony Christmas
Monday, December 13, 2010
Dinosaur Loves Pony 2, part 2
Monday, December 6, 2010
Dinosaur Loves Pony 2
Monday, November 29, 2010
Friday, November 19, 2010
Dinosaur Loves Pony, part 6, The Conclusion
"Two Lovers Separated By Time and A Love That Cannot Be"
They were a Dinosaur and a Stegosaurus in hate.
They fight crime!
No.
They fight each other! Rrrawr!
Stegosaurus is defeated, or so it seeeems...
...yep, she's really defeated. She's lying in a boneyard and she's not getting up.
Dinosaur saves Pony! Yay!
And even though they are biologically and temporally incompatible, because they are young and in love, let us leave them to enjoy their impossible reunion. Safe...
...for now.
The End?
They were a Dinosaur and a Stegosaurus in hate.
They fight crime!
No.
They fight each other! Rrrawr!
Stegosaurus is defeated, or so it seeeems...
...yep, she's really defeated. She's lying in a boneyard and she's not getting up.
Dinosaur saves Pony! Yay!
And even though they are biologically and temporally incompatible, because they are young and in love, let us leave them to enjoy their impossible reunion. Safe...
...for now.
The End?
Friday, November 12, 2010
Dinosaur Loves Pony, part 5
"Two Lovers Separated By Time and A Love That Cannot Be and an Evil Stegosaurus"
"My Dinosaur will come for me."
"Your Dinosaur is dead. I had him killed myself."
"Then why is there fear behind your eyes?"
"Shut up, vile wench, or I will let the rats gnaw on your bones!"
"I would not say such things if I were you!"
How will it end?
to be concluded
"My Dinosaur will come for me."
"Your Dinosaur is dead. I had him killed myself."
"Then why is there fear behind your eyes?"
"Shut up, vile wench, or I will let the rats gnaw on your bones!"
"I would not say such things if I were you!"
How will it end?
to be concluded
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