"Not so fast, Naughty Unicorn!"
"Santa? But, I thought, I mean, i didn't think…"
"A unicorn doubted the existence of Santa?"
"I'm not a unicorn anymore. They took my horn, so I'm just a stupid old horse."
"If that's all that keeps you from believing in holiday magic…"
"…perhaps this will help you."
"A Shiny New Horn! It's beautiful. Santa, I am not worthy!"
"You have been awfully naughty this year, Unicorn. But if you can embrace the Christmas Spirit and leave these nice people to enjoy their holiday, we'll call it even."
"Oh, I will Santa. I will!"
"Thank you for saving us Santa!"
"Now, Dinosaur and Pony, is there anything you would like?"
"Getting to spend Christmas together is all the present we could ever want."
"Is that so? Well, then, since you are young and in love and know the True Meaning of Christmas, despite your temporal and biological incompatibility, you shall always be able to be together for Christmas."
"Hurray!"
Happy Holidays from everyone at Dinosaur Loves Pony!